Comments to Blogs
I have been struggling with something lately. People are not responding to my comments on people's blogs. I think responses should be required. When I type: "Nice write up!"
It would be nice to receive something like this:
"Why thank you Mr. Grim. I appreciate the sincerity that you bestowe on my writings."
or I write: "This is very good"
You: "Thank you so much for the descriptiveness that you have devoted to my time and effort."
I mean come on people. We all know that you want comments whenever you post a blog. Do you not think that responding to the comments that you "do" get will encourage people to comment more? I know I would.
Me: Your write up is Stupid!
You: Your critique is so divine but "Suck It Grim".
Ah, the fine points.
Didn't think I would have to put this here but evidently I do. Disclaimer: "This blog is a parody and in no way represents the views of the site, the writer, the reader, or any other person that lives on this planet." Comments please
Comments (34)
I haven't responded to any comments that don't need a reply. ie. someone asking a question. I think it's a given that most comments aren't going to be responded to...but that is just how I look at it. \r
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I find the idea of putting comments on my own blog to be stupid. (Yeah, I said it, \"stupid\".) I just think comments should be used precisely as that: comments. A place for OTHER people to comment on what I wrote. I actually hate it when people ask me a question in the comments. That's what your damn PM's are for! It is not the \"discussion\" field, or the \"questions\" field, or the gahdamn \"congratulations, your writing is awesome and I want to sleep with you\" field, it is the \"comments\" field. Leave it for comments.\r
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Besides, how tedious would it be to respond to every comment you get? (Oh wait, did I just ask a question? Dammit, I did it again, didn't I? Ah shit.) Grim, please do not respond to this comment. If you do, you are official ghey.
I thank you all for your comments as they will be logged in the annuals of legend.\r
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Crane, sir you are a dork and should leave your messed up thoughts in your head and quit letting them spew out. Idiot!!! You miss the point and that is there is no point, only a Tait like rambling.
Your politeness is overwhelming and refreshing.\r
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Cranefolder I didn't realize that's what a PM was for. I thought that's were you ask someone to sleep with you. Sorry:(
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No, no kind sir, it is YOU who have missed the proverbial point. I see that sarcasm and wit are completely lost on you. I assumed a higher level of intelligence in you than you actually possess, a mistake that I shall not make again. From now on I will address you in a straightforward manner, using small words and simple structure, as one would a small child or perhaps even a dog.\r
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And please stop comparing your stuff to the clearly superior writing of Tait. It is just embarassing, as well as insulting to Tait. Good day to you sir.\r
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I said \"good day\"!
Ha, Ha, your still a dork. You came back to see if I commented on your comment.
thank you jtgjr007. I appreciate your style even though you are obviously challenged when it comes to spelling stupid.
grim likes getting lost in Canada!!! :D
Wow Freak, while I see you are very diligent in reading my blogs I see that you are a little overboard in your use of the term \"likes\".
Oh Grim, you are such an unworthy adversary. (Sigh)\r
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The phrase you were looking for is \"You're still a dork.\" I do not own \"still a dork\", whatever that would mean. It's really an easy rule, and one that I think even your feeble mind can be trained to. If you can replace the \"your\" with \"you are\" and the sentence makes sense, then you're using the wrong one in your sentence. Can you dig it fool? Get your act together or you’re bound to get POSTPWNED yet again. :twisted:\r
blah, blah, blah, Crane is still coming back to see responses to his comments. \"Easy Pickins\"
And Grim is still posting comments in his own blog. That makes it a draw at best.\r
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I never knew you were such an attention whore...\r
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:)
That's is some funny shit there.\r
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Oh and Grim, You're (see this is how you do it) right, Crane is a dork.
Yeah Bayman, \"that's is\" how you do it. :) ( I think this will bring the comment total up to an even 20!)
Gee tait, while I can understand your desire for pancakes and have no idea where your syrup is, I really appreciate you taking the time out of your hunger and commenting.
sounds to me like you have venus envy.
\"I didn't wear any socks\", I said as he glared at me from across the shovel. The glare from the sun caught him off guard as he swung his arm in an idle fashion, cracking his knuckles haphazardly then chuckling at a private joke. I poked him with the yard stick I was suprised to discover I was holding and then exclaimed, \"I can't fly!\".\r
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These are the times I know I'll remember with fondness someday.
You misspelled fondles. Hey, however you like to remember stuff is OK with me, just keep it to yourself.\r
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By the way, was that after you removed him from the freezer.
Sorry about your fear Avril. I understand with guys like Crane who \"flame on\" when it suits them. Pressure? I guess you would not make it as a tennis ball.
You are correct Lady and that is 30.
Am I too late to comment? It's 8-2-07