Always check your toothpaste

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wareaglebeene1

I was awakened this morning to a disturbing yelp and ruckus. My wife is running around like crazy and is putting dial soap in her mouth[View Image]. She is rinsing and spitting, rinsing, and spitting (don't go there Castle). It turns our that she went to brush her teeth this morning and grabbed the tube of toothpaste. The problem is that is was a tube of A&D diaper ointment and yes, she did get started brushing her teeth[View Image]. Absolutely hilarious. So after a half a bar of dial and a call to poison control she is ok. Crisis over.


The real funny thing is that I almost did the same thing yesterday. I guess I should have moved the tube after that[View Image].

Comments (6)

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DEADSTOCK·
LMFAO! I almost did the same thing the other week with bacitracin. That would of been a suprise :) I feel bad for your wife b/c you are going to be giving her grief about this for quite awhile lol.
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CrypticCat·
Good thing none ill came from it. :D
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MTK005·
Oh, poor Mrs. Grim!
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Avril·
Maybe you should keep the butt ointment very far away from the toothpaste. Am I the only one troubled by the fact that these two items are stored so close together? Regardless of accidental switching?
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Spidey·
I guess better that than Ben-Gay. We don't keep diaper ointment anywhere close to our bathroom.
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Durty·
Lmao!! My mother did something similar a while back ago...she and I were talking in the bathroom while we were getting ready to go out and she proceeded to use her teeth whitening brush on stuff...but after brushing the stuff on a few teeth noticed it WASN'T the teeth whitener....it was super glue!! I was on the floor rolling, lol.