Casuals

While at a bar yesterday, I saw a woman playing a Snood clone (a copy of a copy is like the retarded Michael Keaton in Multiplicity, yes) on a touchscreen 40-in-1 bar game terminal. I told her to shove it up her fucking face with her fucking flash 7.0 games that don't support alpha channels like in flash 10.0, as everyone knows that Snood can only be appreciated at the very LEAST in 8.0 which has all sorts of cool shit. Like, exporting as a vector swf and you know someone is going to do something awesome with that next year when Bejeweled Blitz 2 comes out.

She slapped me and said that she was having fun and what concern of mine is it that her Flash 7.0 supporting terminal doesn't have actionscript 3.0. I demeaningly called her a casual mother of three because the Snood clone she was playing was actually just a port from a Flash 5.0 version with a touch screen interface. It had to run on medium viewing settings to avoid frame skipping and even then I saw some movie clip symbols that were out of sync with the event sounds.

I screamed "FAIL" at her for killing the industry, then went home and looked at an IGN insider preview for Adult Photofind 2k11, then posted it to digg because the concept render looked so fucking rad.