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nae

So I have Car pool next week.. it is also the last full week of school, Coincidence I think not :) SO any ideas what to do to these little mormon children that live in a bubble and take personal offense to my Coffee cup in the car ???? lol


to make matters worse they (( the mothers)) have invited me to "teach" a relief society.... (if your wondering WTF relief society is, its where the church keeps the little ladies so the men can have "real" convo's lol  and they get together out side of church as well.  ANY way they "wondered" if I would like to show them how to make an, I KID YOU NOT.....  sound it out, this is excatly how they said it.    .... EYEtaiLAN... translation.(. italian. ) MEAL.... I laughed, because I really thought it was a joke. SADLY it was not.


I think this was a PLOY to get me to meet with the moms so they can Program me to behave on the car pool week.  ALLL year I've had these women stare.... run... hide... and other wise avoid me like the plaque.. but this week hey can ya teach a cooking class??? WTF


SO many ways, I could roll with this... not sure at this point, I'll have a cocktail tonight and think it over.  ((insert evil chuckle)).


 


 

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Caesar·
sounds like a kick ass time! lol
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Lusetti67·
Sausage and Meat balls ; )
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DrWhistler·
I would love to have front row seat for that. Dress up luney in a wig and get him to video tape. ;)
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happ·
I see that as an opportunity. Imagine how much you can stir things up with these ladies. I'd be sure to wear a t-shirt with an offensive saying and crank up some death metal for the carpool.
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J-Cat·
OMG... too funny.... too fricking funny. I would make Italian food... Show them that Italians have wine every single meal: just like Jesus did!\r \r I would listen to their deprogramming... \r \r then inform them that you love drinking your coffee and fucking their husbands. But since they made such a great point: you will only continue doing one. It's their choice.
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wooglin1161·
holy shit, j-cat, you're spot on with how this situation should be handled
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J-Cat·
I missed my calling: I should be a dimplomat..
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J-Cat·
HA! I said \"DIMPLOMAT\" I suck!
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skumbukit·
Tell them to bring their own fruit and start the show by describing the perfect Italian BJ using the banana and cucumber for demonstrative purposes..
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TDrag27·
Skummy - when you open your mouth, it's golden. \r \r Nae - Teach how to cook. Then you'll have a good blog for later.
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nae·
@ J-CAT i really think you may be on to something :) \r \r Skummy you know me to well!!!!
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Lbsutke·
It is like John Smith was talking to his people when Skumbukit spoke his magical words...\r \r That was god damn awesome.\r \r Do you have a portable DVD player in your car? You could play episodes of Big Love while you are driving for the Carpool..\r \r Now that would be awesome...
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nae·
@ lbsutke lmfao to funny :) that or porn
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ATC_1982·
How about teach them how to make drinks first then how you make pasta while drunk and use creative language or sexual in u end do's as well while doing it.
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OLDMAV693·
ROFL..........dont ya just love Utah.......I went to church one Sunday just cuze hadnt been in a while and Monday they called me to coach basketball Hell I know more about flying a jet than basketball!!!!!!!!!!!! Im here in Ogden
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govnamac·
Show the South Park episode where they talk about John Smith.
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TANK·
resistance is futile ... you will be assimilated ....
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Automan21k·
I'd \"accidentally\" call them morons through the whole thing.....but I'm already warry of lightning striking me any time I get near a church.....
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nae·
tisk tisk tank.. I've been here many years and HAVE yet to make friends LMFAO i think Im doing JUST great ... I lead the resistance! bitchesssss\r \r or .. im just mean and abrasive and they dont like me... either way score one for the crazy red head lol