Caption This: Lan 2009 edition

If he doesn't get his hand off my butt in 2 seconds I'm gonna smack him.

Man does he look like a real life chipmunk in person.

OMG! Something in his ear just moved!!

I passed lan gas. I sure hope he doesn't smell it?

God's gift, huh?

How many drinks has this dude had?\r \r or\r \r Holy shit! I think he wants to kiss me!!

Straight, riiiiiiight...

We have got to get this guy a cat t-shirt.

Dammit, stop trying to pet my kitty, drunkass!

ok poonga, how about: Did he really just say that buzzing sound is coming from his butt plug?

\"I wish he would stop trying to \"Name Drop\" Kevin Smith\"

I bet he's thinking: \"oh yeah, she likes me, for surrrrreee\".

\"If this is the best man whore here...I'm going to switch to chicks.\"

\"Rainbows are supposed to come in large packages.\"\r \r \"Ugh. He's hugging me with the hand he jacks off Kevin Smith with.\"\r \r \"He may piss excellence, but he sweats excrement.\"\r \r \"I hope he doesn't think his measly 1.2 kpd ratio impresses me.\"\r \r

Stranger danger! Stranger danger!

Look at the size of those nose hairs!\r \r That's a very small swizzle stick.

\"If he says 'Hey Now' i swear i'm going to punch him in his awesome stick\"