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Automan21k

Today is just one of those odd days…now, I work with lots of people who don’t like me, they think they know me because we work in a cubicle farm….well, they know as much as I want them to know….and that’s not much…so today I heard a new complaint about me(not that there are lots of complaints about me, but I work with a bunch of no guts pansies)…so lets set up the back story…


A newer hire in my office who works on the other side of the office caused quite a commotion when she started…apparently she was a model or something before she hit size 6 and was too fat to stay in that line of work (the only reason I know that much is because the guys in my office talked about it for the 2 weeks before she started here)….now she’s not some super model but she’s not bad looking…now the big thing to remember here is that I noticed her but I really don’t care…almost every guy in the office is drooling over her constantly bugging her, and just stopping by for a chat every chance they get….once again…I just don’t care. I’m happily married (unlike 90% of the guys I work with…the other 2 who don’t care; one’s wife works in this building too, and the other is blind(legally))…now I have had to talk with her a few times because of actual work related issues and I am always straight to the point, so it’s not like she thinks I’m some crazy stalker type, I just don’t care….


well, I had to walk through her section twice earlier today, on my third time through her section she walks into her supervisor’s office shortly after I walk out (I know because I had some work to deal with in the next office over)….well, I hear her say that she thinks I’m extremely creepy and would like her supervisor to do something about it….yup…she is complaining about me, the guy who couldn’t care an less what she looks like, only that she does her job so I can do mine…she doesn't complain about the married guy always telling me that she said she’d think about a threesome with him and his wife….not the guy who keeps trying to get her phone number and address by claiming he needs it for HR reasons (he doesn’t work for HR)…nope…it’s me, the “Creepy guy” (I wonder if I could change my Gamer tag to that)...but really, I’m not good looking, I’m not horribly ugly either…at least I don’t think I am ugly enough to warrant being creepy…but for some really strange reason, it made me happy to hear that someone actually calls me “that creepy guy”…really, it made this day a whole lot better…


Now I know the reason she thinks I’m creepy is because I’m the only guy who’s not falling over himself to get near her…and may be the only straight guy she knows (who isn’t blind or has his wife watching his every move) who isn’t…yup…that’s me destroyer of inflated egos. She may have been in a few photo shoots or whatever, but my wife could still kick her A$$ at anything, because my wife is awesome and I’d say that even if she didn’t read my blogs. (hi dear!...and I'm thinking about making BBQ for supper, what do you think?)


 


Now the point that has me really entertained…I want to see how they can possible react to me being creepy in an HR sense, because I don’t violate my code of ethics and morals, make no imappropriate conversation, and can count on one hand the number of times I’ve had any reason to talk to her(being the only times I have ever talked to her)…and since even our HR people won’t tell her no, I’m very entertained watching to see how they approach this...


 


If anyone is wondering “is his office really this crazy” let me say this….in this office, every day they run soapy water through the coffee maker to clean it(which is bad enough on it's own)….but they do it with the liquid soap from the bathrooms….I don’t drink the coffee here.


 


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Comments (8)

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IamDank·
snap a cell photo. Im curious.
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Automan21k·
I'll try....those things are banned from the office....so naturally everyone has one....
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H2Daddy·
Does IamDank want a picture of you or the girl? If it's of you, that is creepy.
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Automan21k·
well, it would be the easy way to find out if I reallt do look creepy.....but on the other hand, if she catches me snapping a photo, being called \"Creepy\" is only the beginning....
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Criamond·
Yeah, I would advise against trying to snap a picture of her unless you can do it without her knowledge. While she doesn't have a leg to stand on right now, if she caught you taking a picture she would definitely have something to go to HR with.
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Automan21k·
I will check to see if she has a facebook page or a myspace account...I may be able to get you a photo anyway....
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VenomRudman·
Be VERY VERY VERY careful here. Document every conversation you've had with her starting from the first one and now going forward. HR people are nuts about sexual harrassment and will hang you out to dry. Even something so vague as \"creating an uncomfortable working environment\" can get you transferred or even fired.
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Automan21k·
it's not hard to doccument everything, every conversation was about a doccument...I'm just trying to figure out how I could be even less offensive...but if they didn't bust the guy who talks to himself (we have 3 who do) when he was talking to himself about getting himself off in the middle of a crowded lunch room...I think I'm pretty darn safe....