A Few Facts About Me

I have 9500 unread e-mails...which I have no intention of reading.

The first full-length novel I ever read was The Shining...I was 10 at the time.

I hate R&B but I like rap.

I have an iTunes account but no iPod.

My favorite band is AC/DC.

One of my farts once caused a grown man to vomit.

I want to move to Seattle to get away from the oppressive heat and political climate of Texas.

I drive a Honda Civic...but I want to get a Leaf.

I Google myself at least once a week.

The proximity to a Taco Bell was the deciding factor in choosing an apartment in 1991.

Despite my addictive personality, I have been free of cigarettes since September.

I'm a caffeine abuser.

Whatever game you are currently playing I am better at it, unless you're playing an online shooter...in which case, fuck you.