A crack in the head

Yep thats a crack....here is a another

And another

And finally

Fawking amazing cracks I tell ya!

A big shout goes out to all the people to didnt have to work today (FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUU!)

Dude chicks are hot!  Just thought I would mention that... Oh yeah remember this friday is first annual cougar day...if you see one whistle and raise those eye brows.

Thats a COUGAR!!

I rememebr whn I was young and the word "Cocaine" was used very sparingly...it was a dirty nasty evil word that only meant one thing....other people are evil who use this drug!!. In my early 20's I used C a little bit but I will never admit it. I will also never admit

1. I pooed my pants in 3rd grade

2. I accidentally ate a handfull of poo when I was 5 thinking it was just steamy fresh snow (Turned out to be snow covered...fuck you St. Bernard)

3. I caught myself masterabaiting...people have different words for it like spanking the monkey but the last time I spanked my monkey he didnt come home

4. I peed in a ketchup bottle at a fancy restaraunt when I was drunk once

Most of the embarrasing things in life often deal with excretion of bodily fluids.. take this for example...doesnt look that embarrasing at all

HOLY SHIT JOE TURN THE FAUCET OFF...YOUR GETTING IT EVERYWHERE

Chicks have bad aim I guess...maybe thats why they sit down. Speaking of sitting check this out

(She is super cute...I would definately eat her poop......I made a rhyme!!)

Remember kids about Cougar day on friday and also keep in mind that chicks are for fags

ta ta now