5 reasons to post a blog

5) because the voices in my head never stop - not really.  even when they drink and console each other with stories of love lost

4) if my hands stop moving, they'll grow webs between the fingers.  seriously.  then, when i swim, i'll look like a duck.  and noone wants to look like a duck.

3) DKHodz.  Nuff said.  The man needs my blogs and without them, his girlfriend might leave him.  For a duck.

2) to show off my ability to not capitalize anything except for point number 3 which i capitalized for no aparant reason.  i became aware of it at somepoint while writing it, and decided to leave it as is.  fortunate for me, because it gave me point number 2 which i didn't already have in mind.  kinda like point number 1 which is why i'm still typing this - just to buy a little time.

1) yikes.  i still have nothing.  should've listed this the 4 reasons and i'd already be done.  unless i had started with '5' in which case i'd just be overwhelmingly confused, and still a bit thirsty.