10 Commandmentsisousness of CN

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Baine

1)Thou shalt say thou more often.

2)Thy porno should be shared with they other members of ClaNarchy.

3)Thou shalt sacrafice one shot of liqour prior to drunken gaming for those that are not with thou.

4)Thou shall not disrespect the drunken blog.

5)Thall shalt try and make posts/replies funny, and thou shall fail.

6)Wikipedia shall be quoted as deemed necessary.

7)Just because you're 2o2play, doesn't mean you're not an asshole.

8 )Thou shalt not pee whilst sitting down. "Thou shalt not shake more than thrice, unless they intention is to play with it"

9)Thou shall drunkenly spew forth unlegable bitchings, that may end up in the deleting of friends lists

10) Die.

Comments (10)

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GroovyElm·
is 8 supposed to be both parts or just the new one?
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MikeTheKnife·
What is the significance of 'you're' being used in #7 instead of 'thine'? Is that commandment less holy?\r \r Also fuck #3.
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MikeTheKnife·
I mean 'thou art' instead of 'thine'
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Baine·
Hey, I didn't make this shit up, you guys ask yourselves
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M13a77·
Im just happy mine got used.
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ElmanJo·
Can we fit \"lobbest\" into one of those?\r Doesn't = Dost Not\r We alreadyt tried #2, fail!\r \r
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GroovyElm·
I totally fucked up the spelling in mine now that I look at it. Can we just make it \"This commandment intentionally left blank\"?
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rabbmasterflash·
I am disappointed there was nothing about secret santa
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GroovyElm·
Or thumbing down Caeser's blog
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Baine·
That's more of a hobby.