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Site speed

Thu, 05/08/2014 - 08:10 — DSmooth

OK... I think I fixed one of the major speed issues on the site. Let me know if you find it faster or not.


Such Ingratitude

Sun, 05/04/2014 - 20:01 — SarcasmoJones

 Once a month, usually on Saturday, I take my Basset, Mack, to the Paw Spa to get his nails clipped. I got Mack from the North Texas Basset Rescue people, and he is afflicted with a severe case of separation anxiety. Anyway, the fucking Paw Spa doesn't accept credit cards, so I stopped off at the 7-11 to hit the ATM and grab a Big Gulp...they were on sale for 69 cents. While I was in the store, Mack freaks the fuck out and urinates in my cup I set my drink on the dash to go get some paper towels. While I'm getting sopping supplies,  Captain Fucking Freak Out knocks my drink off the dash and grinds it into the driver's seat. Man's best friend, indeed.

Gasoline greener than biofuels?

As you're reading this keep in mind that the ethanol varieties are horrible comparatively in MPG comparisons as well.


Biofuels produced from waste products left from harvested corn plants are worse than gasoline in terms of carbon emissions, according to a $500,000 study paid for by the federal government and published in the journal Nature Climate Change.

The study said biofuels made with corn residue release seven percent more greenhouse gases than traditional gasoline.

Rayola Dougher from the American Petroleum Institute called that an eye opener for the green energy crowd. "You know, what are we doing? If that's so, then we're going down the wrong path here,” Dougher told Fox News in an interview. “We have to give ourselves at least press the pause button and look at what we're trying to accomplish and look at the science, and look at it very carefully."

The study contradicts the Obama administration's narrative that biofuels are a much cleaner alternative, while also receiving more than a billion dollars in federal support.

Phil Flynn, an oil trader and senior market analyst with The Price Futures Group, said the promises made were too good to be true. "Cellulosic biofuels was going to be our future. It wouldn't impact our food. We could use the leftovers, and it would help greenhouse gas emissions and it would be the answer to all our problems. But what we're finding out is that's not the case," said Flynn."

More at the link above...


Hey all you people, Week 12 is up and is ready for you to view and smash.  All Titanfall.  I reached Gen 3 and have some epic kills.  My audio issues continue with the in game audio not recording.  It seems to be a conflict with the Stereo Headset adaptor, the Turtle Beach head set and the in game audio being cut out.  Have to hard reset the Xbox One to start capturing in game audio again.

Anyways, Also a huge shout out to Hitman for Pulling my Youtube channel and playlist into the Youtube channel for more people to witness my fails.  




And Manly A Tight Knit Shop

Sun, 04/20/2014 - 02:46 — SarcasmoJones

Okay, so I have been putting a lot of gameplay vids on YouTube lately. Out of curiosity I checked the transcripts of some of the videos, and not only do they not match what I said, they're fucking hilarious. I don't know if my drawl is throwing off their word detector, but the transcript is not even close to what I said. I'll use my Titanfall video as an example:


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them plain cotton ball talk around it I'm not there yet


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doing Shack at back shooters


Reds game fat back shooter


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and manly a tight-knit shop


my you can get in it up acts




from john is a good and bad yes that's a good guy with a little red Holden


done and I know that's good yeah the air


enemy check that's a bad idea see the radical


disease I can get




publisher I L for whatever the other values


southern combat getting shot and a


back yeah and it made my okay


thank you ok sam za for


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and it parent got killed anybody yet


but my I sacrifices been admiral


under somebody you star Mike Hill I did you do that






okay back she actuators I Highland show Anna


this time I'm gonna kill somebody


and eat at Thai for need any


protective armor the change in


missiles and a projection


alone out here a team answer by Shaikh earlier mercy


don't use it strangle but specter


thank you sir yes


go I can some granite yeah


taste the lead of the Titans ready


how yet at their bounce


make sure I get back shown on the right grant Hughes


gone package might act make the magic happen


the you cannot was the improved


lolol I just got its


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Recap Episode is up and ready for your enjoyment. After a few day under the weather I emerged and slap this one together for you all. Enjoy and don't forget to subscribe to my YouTube channel search Selden007 and like all my videos even if you don't. As per DSmooth's suggestion I have got the adapter for my headset and the mount for my kinect, so now instead of a echoing crotch shot you get a clean sounding shot of my chrome dome.. Enjoy!

Lookie lookie lookie, I forgot to post this in my blog last week, so here it is.


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Mice that roared...

Mon, 04/07/2014 - 07:34 — Oldschool 2o4f

No replacement for displacement? Try sub 2000lb cars with 200hp or so or more...

here's four cars you may or may not know that would drop some jaws...

2005-? Lotus Elise - sub-2,000-pound weight, a 189 hp Toyota-sourced engine, good for 0-60 in about 4.7 seconds,  super sharp handling, one of the best driver’s cars on the planet...

The 2008 version Elise SC sported a non-intercooled supercharger producing 218 hp (163 kW). 0-60 mph in 4.3 seconds...

1964-66 Griffith 200 -  0-60 time of 3.9 seconds, 85.5-inch wheelbase, handling was said to be as nervous as a badger on PCP...

The Griffith Series 200 could be fitted with a high-powered 289 cubic inches (4.74 l) that put out 271 horsepower (202 kW), the car had a 150 mph (240 km/h) top speed.

1983-1986 Renault R5 Turbo - turbocharged 1.3-liter engine, the R5 turbo was capable of performance that would surprise many unwary Porsche 911 owners...158 horsepower and 163 lb·ft torque, 2,138 lb curb weight.

This my friends, is the grandad of the Renault Clio V-6 ...

1996-99 Panoz AIV Roadster - 32-valve, 4.6-liter Ford SVT Cobra V-8, 176 produced...

I have to say, I'm a huge fan of the Shelby Cobra's, but this Panoz was an unknown to me and I really like it, if you squint real hard, it looks like a Caterham with a tad more testosterone. Question is, does it perform as well...

Top speed140 mph (225 km/h)
Acceleration 0-60 mph (0–96 km/h)4.3 sec
Engine typeV8 DOHC 32 valves
Displacement281 ci (4,604 cc)
Transmission5-speed manual
Maximum power305 bhp (227 kW; 309 PS) @ 5,800 rpm
Maximum torque300 ft·lbf (410 Nm) @ 4,800 rpm
Weight2,570 lb (1,170 kg)
Fuel economy19.9 mpg (7.04 l/100 km)

Goat Simulator

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 20:10 — JPNor

What started as silly Game Jam joke was actually developed into a real game. So, yeah. You play a goat and you trash the environment, and that's it. And yet it's getting insanely good reviews from gamers.

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From the Steam page:


  • You can be a goat 
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat 
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more! 
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it 
  • In-game physics that spazz out all the time 
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck 
  • You can be a goat


And of course, this is released on the day I left my laptop back at the office.

Going Rogue

Sat, 03/29/2014 - 22:32 — VengefulJedi

Hey all, just wanted to drop a quick note while I'm working on this fine Saturday night. For those of you who don't know, I've decided to retire from the Geeks On The Mic podcast. Long story short, we were having creative differences & my buddy's head somehow found its way up his ass. I decided to back out while I could still call him a friend. Fortunately, this isn't the end of the line for Jedi, but more a new beginning. I'm going rogue & starting my own podcast. I've got a good bit set up already:  bought a web domain, designing the web site, and am setting up the applications I'll need. The domain I bought was expired & on auction, so it won't be fully available for the next two weeks... but I'll use that time to work out whatever bugs I can.

Also, speaking of going rogue, I've decided to remain a lone wolf & retire from the online dating scene. I have my full-time job, and my 2nd "job" (the social media thing) is starting to pick up. I'm also about to take on the Podcast, and I need to focus on my health right now - both physical & mental. Besides, I only met two real people on there - one who ultimately kept comparing me with her exes, and the other was so self-centered (and was still pushing me to go out while I was off work due to my back) that I quickly told her to go fuck herself because I'd lost any desire to. Ultimately, I'm just going to focus on me at the moment, and once all the dust settles, I'll get back on that horse.

On the plus side, when I went to the hospital for my back, I found out I'd lost about 13 pounds since I started trying to lose some of this weight.

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