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A woman takes a dress to the cleaners and says, "I'll pick it up tomorrow."

"Come again?" says the clerk.

"No," she replies.

"This time it's mayonnaise."

A chick tells a guy in a blue bathing suit, "Your eyes match your trunks."

"Really?" he says.  "Are my eyes bulging?"

Did you hear Donal Trump's nemesis Rosie O'Donnell got arrested for drug possession?

Yeah, they lifted her skirt and found 300 pounds of crack.

A husband walks out of the bathroom naked and is climbing into bed when his wife says, "I have a headache."

"Perfect," he replies.  "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin.  Would you like it orally or as a suppository?"

Q:  What do hillbillies call a family reunion?

A:  An Orgy

Q:  What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A:  A quarter-pounder with cheese.