YOU KNOW YOU'RE STUPID WHEN.............
- You wonder what branch of the military Captain Kangaroo was in.
- You wipe your ass with a dollar then decide you still want to spend it.
- You swallow a nickel and wait for the change.
- You climb mountains to `get a closer look' at the constellations.
- You repeat yourself often.
- You repeat yourself often.
- You buy season tickets to the super bowl.
- You put a `Buy American' sticker on your Toyota.
- You call up Phone Psychics so you can ask them why they let the phone ring.
- You put an antennae on your mailbox in order to receive mail from people farther away.
- You body build and subscribe to Playgirl so you can look at the future you.
- You wonder how your going to get that ring over your girlfriend's head, down her arm and onto her finger.
- You get a ticket for speeding and claim you didn't know you were because you can't count that high.
- You subscribe to the newspaper so you can save on toilet paper.
- You wave good-bye instead of hello when answering the phone.
- You try to convince the cop who pulled you over for a burned out taillight that he merely has one eye closed.
- You call your neighbor who is blasting the stereo at 3 am to demand that he change the station at once.
- You think WWF is real, and Pay-Per-View it.