You know you aren't this cool

Where you been? I've been needin' my Durty fix!

I've been around, just really busy. :-/ I have been keeping up on most stuff though...just about peed my pants laughing at one blogs 20 comments a couple minutes ago :wink: Some people are just too funny. :D\r \r

Welcome back!

What? You were surprised to hear about my small penis? It all happened in a tragic smelting accident. :)

Is it gold too? I'd like to see a gold one :wink:

Solid gold baby. Solid gold.

Mmm, solid gold cock. Is it cool to the touch or warm? Maybe I should just ask DA...

Even have that realization that a conversation just went off a cliff?

Yep, lol. Sorry...sometimes I go wayyyyyy over the edge, lol. :lol: