You know you are an Aging Gamer when

I play with a carpel tunnel guard

Umm, that one is enough for me!

You have to pause the game three times per level for 'comfort breaks'.

You turn off all the music for every game cause its too damn loud and sounds like garbage.

Closed Caption? Check. \r \r Music set to 'low' or 'off'? Check. \r \r Brightness/gamma set to medium-high? Check. \r \r First run-through difficulty set to 'granny with walker' mode? Umm....

You forget when you post on someone's blog.\r \r Oh: play with carpel tunnel glove...

You connect your wireless mic to the charger and continue to play closer to the outlet.

LMAO J-Cat\r

You can buy a game and rush home with it, then realise you have to clean the house before you'll feel comfortable sitting down for an hour and playing : )

When at a garage sale and you see a old pong set and you tell your daughter what it is and how you played it and she starts laughing.