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Yet another untalented band with no originality

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sicrik

These guys played live last night at one of our clubs, I wish I didn't have to work, so I could have gone up there and made fun of how much these guys suck


Oh, how you guys suck, let me count the ways


#1  Sampling the beginning of Crazy Train on a synth


#2  Wearing masks, similar to Slipknot, Mushroomhead, and Gwar


#3  Their names.....line them up with whatever the fuck the Insane Clown Posse calles themselves, and they fit right in: Deuce, Charlie Scene, Funny Man, J-Dog, Da Kurlzz, Johnny 3 Tears


#4   Are you rock, rap, metal, or just a rip off of everything else that is untalented and somehow appeals to the masses


#5  I'm sure growing up in the rough hood of Hollywood California makes for some inspirational gang music


#6  Their album name..."Swan Songs"............anyone remember someone else who had that as an album name?    LED FUCKING ZEPPLIN


I could go on all fucking day on these fucking talentless losers, but I'll let you decide for yourself


 


I give you........."The Hollywood Undead"


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOmPZZ7Ve9w[/youtube]


 

Comments (9)

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darththorn·
Yep, MAJOR suckage.
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ProvingUnique·
ok, they sampled crazy train and synthed it,.. the screaming Undead in the beginning sucks ass. Album name was a bad move.... The masks, what can I say, they are trying to appeal to the heavy crowd. Pretty vulgar lyrics, but it does sounds pretty good to me, IMO.
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rumbagod·
lmao.........i can't argue with ya Sic but they are a guilty pleasure of mine. I don't take them seriously but they are just \"fun\" to me.
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YEM·
I kind of liked that song
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Baine·
I concur. I DL'd the \"album\" from the zune marketplace and I would say half of them are on the border of being ok.\r \r Very vulgar lyrics, and that's their niche, disenfranchised teens that live in suburbia and think their lives are \"harsh\" the other half of their songs are just garbeling piles of intestinal waste. \r \r But the album? Never in a million years. listen to some of it for free...occasionally.\r \r I love the one line \"I nearly died for this music\"...did you? really?
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M13a77·
yes.\r \r and I am not saying which one.
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revslow·
Junk................no....garbage.............nope.just plain shit.
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Hetfield·
If I see one more video with some skinny white kid thowing his hand in my face like a retard,,,,well...some ones gonna pay.
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Bad_Santa·
Oh no, i like it. I'm pretty tasteless though, i also like linkin park, and was a fan of limp biskit.