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Devonsangel

Remember I commented that the facility I was working at had a lot of people on work release?  Well, one of them is in management and is a pedophile.  No, I'm not working here by myself and I really don't feel threatened, but damn, it is weird.  I really can't wait until this assignment is over and I'm really going to try and finish as quickly as possible.

Short post today and not a whole lot to write so...


Would you rather
As a man, have a bird swoop down and steal your toupee in a busy, crowded outdoor restaurant
or
spend the entire day with fleas hopping around in your beard?

Comments (10)

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YEM·
steal my toupee
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M13a77·
Steal the toup definitly. Can't stand fleas...damn dirty fleas.
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J-Cat·
Eww... Hope you get away from that sicko soon. Good luck.\r \r As for the would you rather: Toupee.
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microscent·
take the toupee, who cares if i'm bald!!
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JRock3x8·
going with 63 - 13 year olds suck! :)
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Raiz3R·
I'm going with 13 pain comes with age at 63
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TDrag27·
63 for sure...Some 63 year old are still running marathons...And they can drink.
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SoupNazzi·
tough question.
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Fetal·
well, viagra means i could be 63 and enjoy sex. i'd just have to find some excuse to carry a book in front of me with both hands at all times.\r \r \r tough one....63, i'd rather be older and wiser with a little blue pilland some rest home loving than be a lil johnny with hairy palms. :-)
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ekattan·
Depends am I 63 with a hefty retirement plan and with a young gorgeous wife who married me only for my money? \r \r Or am I thirteen and still remember everything I have learned in this life?If I knew then what I know know. \r \r Or am I a 63 old man with my liver shot to shit thats got months to live and owes back taxes to the government? \r \r Or am I a thirteen year old boy with a pimples on his face and a weight problem which everyone taunts me about at school?