Would you put tomato soup on Ketchup? 180 degrees makes a difference doesn't it?

So I think I am going to find all of my clan mates and find pictures of them online and then I am going to buy a 3D printer and make life like statues of them and then dress them up in gender bending outfits like in Charlie’s Angels or I Dream of Genie or Alf. I will tour the country on a bicycle but I will get a whole bunch of  Hoverounds and rig them up with motion trackers and robotics. I will put all the statues in the Hoverounds and they will follow me as my own multi colored transgendered entourage. I will call our band of merry statues the Legion of Change as we challenge social values and the meaning of slander as I not only improve our countries understanding of who is gay and who isn’t, I will also improve our understanding of how many court orders one man can get from several dozen innocent you tube posts.