Would you put ketchup on tomato soup?

I think a Cadillac Escalade with a cattle catcher is a land shark.

I wonder if I was in Hell for all eternity and my punishment was to lick the nostrils of a hippo, I think after about 1,000 years it would be less and less punishing but never truly enjoying it kind of like an asymptotic punishment.

Speaking of substance abuse, I really abused a stash of Starbursts today.

I’m still trying to figure out how to teabag in Forza.

In nature brightly colored animals and plants should be avoid because they are often hazardous, Doritos Jacked Ranch Dipped Hot Wings are no exception to this rule.