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Why you dont go to a Dentist named Dr Payne

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LadyisRed

Because he might leave the room long enough letting you sit with metal things hanging out of your mouth that you might need another novicane shot.
Because he might manhandle you enough that you start crying at your appointment, and develop a phobia of dentists. (to the point where next time you go to the dentist, a new dentist, that you need a nice dosage of valium and some nitrus so you dont run away crying.)
Because the tooth that he assures you will stop hurting in a week might still hurt 6 years later
Because the filling from that tooth might randomly fall out one day while you are yawning
Because it might mean that you end up having a root canal on that same tooth to fix it so you can eat on that side of your mouth again.

Shakes assured me that Dr Thompson, our new dentist, wont manhandle me and that I wont disgrace myself, even with out the valium and nitrus.
I leave in about 15 minutes. Wish me luck

Comments (6)

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Devonsangel·
I feel your pain! My root canal is still pressure sensitive!
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J-Cat·
Okay: Did all that stuff actually happen to you? Holy crap! \r \r I'd freak too! On the radio they have commercials for anxiety free dentistry: they give you a little pill in a judgement free environment.\r \r Good luck: let us know how it goes!
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meemoos·
I think he worked in Salem and got the boot!! My dentist uses a laser niiiiiiiice!!
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SUPimp·
Nitrus is fun! dentists don't freak me out any more. I have a good one.
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OldManRiver48·
Hope it went well and your feelin' great by now..................hopefully! ;-)
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BigBobbyBean·
before we moved i had a good dentist. shit i used to fall asleep in the chair as he worked on me. i have an appointment on the 18th. hopefully this guy is as good as the last.