Why does my garden only grow freak fruit & veg?

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Donk2o2p

all these items grew in my garden over the last few days:


 


 


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so, .... dinner at my house tomorrow, who's coming? hands up! [View Image]

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AngryJason·
That tomato is awesome! Where are you growing this stuff? Erin Brockavich's backyard? Three Mile Island?
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wamam87·
i sure could use some of that stuff. \r \r maybe i'll grow an extra thumb/finger to help my halo game.\r \r :)
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redeye·
There's something in the water mate. :)
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FadeIntoBlack·
The bigger question is why are they all growing to look like sexual organs?\r \r P.S. I'll come to dinner. Is it delcious enough to make it worth the price of the flight?
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godWHYme·
The tomato reminds of the Episode of South Park dealing medical marijuana and ball cancer.
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Flapjaxx·
LOL- cute. I'm a fan of the double potato!
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Tono·
Do you live in the toxic waste dump of New Jersey?
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Vambo·
My advice would be to take all that radio active stuff out of your garage Donk.
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Vambo·
P.S. I've just checked available domain names and freakshowveg.com is available for a mere $9.95 per year - Let me know when the site is up and running ;-)
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Donk2o2p·
@ Vambo, i'll front the $9.95 per year if you do all the work :wink:
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Vambo·
Please don't use four letter words like work. I break out in a sweat.