Who goes to bed with an itchy ass, wakes up with a smelly finger

I use the whole hand.

@gamerchicklet\r \r And here I was telling Dan you were number 1. Women.

And on the nights he doesn't use his fist, he's got TC givin' him some backup with the mahagony dong of death.

dan, you need to play more halo...I like this side of you:)

haha, hey my mom always said that to me. Along with no glove no love.. And her favorite joke. Whats the biggest pick-up line in a gay bar...\r \r \r Can I push in your stool?\r \r \r Yeah not to top it off this is the advice she started giving me when I was like 8 :)