\"Where do Babies come from?\"

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

�Mother, where do babies come from?�

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, �Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.�

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, �That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy�s vagina. That�s how you get a baby, honey.� The child seems to comprehend.

�Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy�s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?�

�Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.�