When the cat’s away the mice will play, but when the mice are away the cat will starve.

Don’t ever confuse Peggle with Pegging.

Like Scott Walker, I elected to eat and eat and drink and drink and put many many pounds of fat on my body. I tried over the years to RECALL why I did so, but alas I am still fat so the RECALL failed.

Today Culver’s told me: “Peanut Butter Cup, try our delicious flavors.” I’m glad they have a pet name for me.

I want Skeletor to feel the power of Home Depot.

What do you think would happen if Sherwin Williams and Lane Bryant had a torrid love affair?

I also have become infatuated with Grain Elevators or in corn country we call them our giant concrete gods of grain love.