What we always suspected...

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• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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• Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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• Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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• There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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• Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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• Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

He he, always funny!!!

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