What is with the fancy names?

Well, maybe I am getting older. What is the deal with the fancy ass names of herb? What do people do these days, name their plats like a pet?

I guess if you are going to name it and baby it so it is primo shit then great. Everyone needs a hobby. I always used to call it by what it was. Swag, Dank, Super Dank and Wheel Chair.

I was a little taken back when asked what kind of herb I had. I said I just had some dank nugs and nothing special.

him:

"Naw man, what kind of stuff you got"

me:

"It's green, burns, no seeds and comes in decent nuggets. It's dank."

him:

/Confused look

me:

/returned confused look

I don't know...