What I Want For Christmas

It is less than a week until Christmas.  What is on my Christmas list?  Well, the usual things, good health, lotsa money, and world domination.  Other than that, my wants/needs are few.  My mother used to say I wanted the world with a fence around it.  True that.  I told my kids the same thing.  And now my grandkids.  Family, that is important.

I recently read a post by a female member of this website that simply said "I need......to get laid".  Ha!  you know who you are.  Interesting.  A friend of mine told me it had been so long since she had sex that if she spread her legs dust would come pouring out.  Very descriptive.  I am unwilling to act my age.  As far as y'all know, I am 99 years old!  In nursing, at least at the hospital I work at, 99 is simply a non-answer.  When you have to document something, and the patient is nonresponsive, or just doesn't want to answer your question, then it is "99".  That is me.  My husband is ancient, also 99.  He has prostate cancer and has had the surgery, a radical prostatectomy, 12 years ago.  And radiation, about 4 years ago. Talk about dust!!!!!  He would probably kill me, or worse, if he knew I was writing this.  You know men.........and how they measure their manhood.  Ack!  So, what do I really want for Christmas?  To be less dusty.........