Weather, weather everywhere

Is the apocalypse upon us?  Now I know Wisconsin hasn't been hit nearly as bad as a lot of regions around, but its getting a little ridiculous.  Now, I may get lucky and get a snow day out of the deal, being a low life teacher, but half of that will be chipping ice away.  I think I should invest in de-icer, since this year has been crazy all over the country.  Besides, after I'm all done I'm sure the f'n snow plow guy will take all the ice and shove it in my driveway right at the last second as I hear him cackle with delight.

Also, if one more driver rides my tail from 3 ft behind, I'm going to explode.  I commute to a little backwoods town on farm highways and everyone drives like they have to get somewhere in a hurry.  Come on... you live in the sticks and shouldn't be in a rush, unless you are late for a date with your sister.