Video Game Quotes You Shouldn't Say During Sex

1. "The infection is spreading faster than I anticipated... you should leave town soon!"

- Resident Evil

2. "Oh no, here it is! I didn't think it would come so quickly!"
- Sonic The Hedgehog

3. "Finish her... Fatality!"
- Mortal Kombat

4. "Head shot!"
- Halo

5. "Fire in the hole!"
- Counter Strike

6. "Keep your head down... there's two of us in here now, remember?"
- Halo

7. "I have balls of steel."
- Duke Nukem

8. "You're almost as big as my father; maybe bigger!"
- Legend of Legaia

9. "Snake! Are you there, Snake? Snake! Snaaaaaake!"
- Metal Gear Solid

10. I don't think that's supposed to go there..."
- Broken Sword: The Angel of Death

11. "You wanna ride the worm? You wanna ride the worm? Okay, I'll let you ride the worm!"
- Space Quest 6: Roger Wilco in The Spinal Frontier

12. "Work complete."
- World of Warcraft

13. "That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"
- The Secret of Monkey Island

14. "It just jumped out the hole and attacked me!"
- Vampire Rain

15. "Who wants some wang?"
- Shadow Warrior

16. "Not enough cash, stranger!"
- Resident Evil 4

17. "It's a-me, Mario!"
- Mario

18. "I need a medic!"
- Urban Terror

19. "Oh yeah, baby! Are you ready for some... wiener?"
- Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude

20. "Your face, your ass... what's the difference?
- Duke Nukem