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JeepChick

I get this Dianetics newsletter spam in my email sometimes....check this out.


"You remember when you were maybe five years old and you went out in the morning and you looked at the day — and it was a very, very beautiful day. You looked at flowers and they were very beautiful flowers.

"Twenty-five years later, you get up in the morning, you take a look at the flowers — they are wilted. The day isn't a happy day.

"Well, what's changed? You know they are the same flowers, it's the same world.

"Something must have changed. Well, probably it was you ..."

— L. Ron Hubbard


No, Ron, the flowers changed....they were 25 years old...it was bound to happen sometime!  LOL


Anyhoo...

Comments (7)

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Gatsu·
Isn't L. Ron Hubbard dead? So yeah...thats whats changed.\r \r he can't make stupid quotes anymore. muharharhar!
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ATC_1982·
lol @ Gat
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Zikan·
L Ron Hubbard is pushing up those daisies that are wilted.
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cerialthriller·
dont piss off Xenu now
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Aonon·
L Ron was visited by aliens. He's just bitter cuz' they just talked to him instead of probin' him.
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SoupNazzi·
Xenu PWNS YOU!
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Aragorn72·
Have you seen those new commercials that say \"Be Competent\"? The one I saw had a chick who was fencing. At the end it says it's part of some foundation. Guess what, that's Scientology trying to be sneaky with their recruiting.