Ultimate revenge

And by "ultimate" I mean "even the most sadistic of you fuckers would say that's too harsh."

Crab Revenge is a British website selling vials of pubic lice - yes, the STD crabs - to put in your adulterous whore of an ex's bed or carbomb a group of people who you don't like because they got the last six pack of Zima. Whatever your sick reason, you can even take advantage of the eugenically engineered, shampoo-resistant super-crabs.

It's the gift that keeps on giving. You know, like rashes and self-loathing and stuff.