Typical Private Messages I Receive on Youtube

I have a Youtube channel which very recently hit the 600 subscriber mark. That is not a huge number by any means but I do receive a decent amount of traffic to my page. I get private messages on a daily basis from random timmy's asking me for free shit, free video promotion, what kind of headset do I use, etc. To give you an idea of the kind of ridiculous shit I get, I am gonna post a few recent messages verbatim. You will see, they are fucking ridiculous.

Message from XxIamCr3zYxX :

yo u have xbox 360 right
well mabye we can ply together
and i need help with tomahawk kills
im a 4 th perstiage and i only got 1 tomahawk kill
i hope we can ply together.

All I can say is, WOW. I will not be responding to this one.

Message from supershizzable :

Yo bunny , was wondering , and
i probley sound like a complete
scab but i was wondering if you have a old
HD PVR lying around cause im in deparate need for one
and ive been trying to find one but they all cost to much so
for a subscriber, im beggin man

Yes, I have old HD PVRs just "lying around", I mean don't we all? I think if I can remember, I have 2 or 3 extra Hauppauge HDPVRs just laying around in my basement right now. Sure, I might as well start sending them out.

Like seriously, WTF.

I love Youtube and making videos but some of the people out there watching my shit dont have a fucking clue as to what is going on. Regardless, it makes for good entertainment. I never quite know what message I am gonna receive next.