Two Words
PINK EYE
you all may now offer your condolences and cry for me. As of this morning 3 of the 4 kids have it.

Comments (14)
That was frickin awesome.
When is that supposed to release? The painball guns are an awesome touch too!!
12/23 release.
poor girl
Had that as a kid, it really sucks. I remember the eyedrops burning like gasoline. We lived on a dairy farm, used to catch it from the cattle. Didn't know it was a problem with the city folk too.
@ meemoos-- That's exactly how I explain it to parents. If it feels like sand in your eyes, it's pinkeye.