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OrzoKhan

Top Ten Excuses Of The Guy Who Lost The iPhone Prototype


10."Couldn't call Apple for help because I lost my iPhone"


9."I'm more of a Kindle guy?


8."You mean besides being drunk out of my mind?"


7."Distraught Kate Gosselin kicked off 'Dancing with the Stars'"


6."Thought there was an app that would wisk it back to my house"


5."It must have fallen out of my iPants"


4."Volcanic Ash! Run!"


3."Let's just blame Goldman Sachs"


2."At least I didn't lose my finger like that iPad guy"


1."It didn't work anyway - it uses AT&T"


 

Comments (9)

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DreadPirate75·
11. You can go in the forums and read english. Not just \"pWnEdUOMGzz0rsWTFbbQ!!!11oneoneone!!\" a hundred times.
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th3midnighter·
After all the people that have touched Caesars penis, I really dont know if I want to touch it anymore. I think we need to find a new penis to touch.
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biorod·
No one here can touch my penis. Sorry to disappoint all of the eager penis touchers, but them's the rules.
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Caesar·
man my penis made it into his blog, my penis is famous lol
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darth_chibius·
i love you bio
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BCKinetic·
Wow, too much talk of touching penis in here... Walking away now.
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biorod·
Haha, Darth, you make me laugh man. :D
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OldManRiver48·
Dark cannabis? Who the hell is that, is he the one named that the bongtacular? After 200 hits Ya SEE God!
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BATMANKM·
Too funny!! Gret list Bio!!! - BAT