Top Secret combat techniques that the government doesn’t want you to know about.

No wedgie? It works for me in close combat situations.

I think it's the last technique, where he ripped dudes waistband.

It's all making sense now, good stuff.

HAHAHAHA! The Indian burn one doesn't actually seem that ridiculous, well, except for the fact the attacker could just pop you in the face

I liked the wet willie one, actually did that to someone recently.