Top 10 thoughts for 2010

10-  Life is sexually transmitted.

9- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

8- Men have two emotions:  Hungry and Horny.  If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

7- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach a person to use the internet, and they won't bother you for weeks.

6- Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

5- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in Hospitals, dying of nothing.

4- All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention to criticism.

3- Why does a "slight" tax increase cost you $200 and a "substantial" tax cut save you $30?

2- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

1- "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.  What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow!"