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To Granola, or not to Granola?

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JollyRoger

To quote fellow blogger and all around nice-guy, Gatsu: " No granola bars were consumed today so far. Nor will any more than likely. For I am out of granola bars." That is truly a harsh reality. For granolas contain some needed fiber to keep you regular, not to mention a wonderful source of energy. I, too, granola daily and can feel Gatsu's oatless pain. I was also out of granola on Friday. But, from the depths of the 5th level of hell (that's the granola-less portion of hell, where everyone is so constipated, the explode with rotten pooey-goodness) my wife came through and delivered a variety pack for consumption. I feel pain for you Gatsu, and pity you at the same time. Good luck, my friend, and may your granola-less journey end with triumph. ROFL


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JR

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Gatsu·
Tis been an empty existence without my daily granola....and the poo has stopped flowing. And I feel that may be my problem on this day.\r \r For I am granola-less...and in so being...also too full of shit.\r \r Pray for me my brother...that lady golden Kashi will smile upon me with honey granola.
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NorthernPlato·
word of advice. when you think that the diarreha is over, don't have a bowl of bran for breakfast, followed by anything granola-y for a snack.\r \r Because that shit just ain't 'regular'\r *shudder*