Three Rules for Making Instant Oatmeal Great – Hot Water, Oatmeal, & Fun

So I am a tea drinker. I go downstairs at work and fill up my mug with hot water and a tea bag. (Foreshadowing Alert) I usually wait until I get back upstairs to pour the creamer in from the mini liquid coffee mate because creamer curdles when exposed to high temperatures. So I got into the habit of resting the plastic receptacle on top of my mug. Well…I forgot about it the other day and I grabbed the coffee mate, it felt warm and was a little puffy, but I paid it no mind because I was busy. So the coffee mate is setup so that I pull the tab away from me opening the package into my face…yeah I got a hot cottage cheese facial, all over my suit…what was left was a small miniature kettle of curdled milk...I was like ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! But I just threw it out and got another one…let me tell yah it’s so much better than it curdling in your tea and you got a chewy drink with too many milk solids that look like grumpy marshmellows…bleh…but I still drink it…because well otherwise I got to walk back downstairs…and you know…the curse of lazy labor is the curse of us white collar hose.