This should be interesting...

Well, I need a new windshield. How it got busted is not of importance or an interesting story at all. What is interesting is the guy I got to replace the new one. I do a google search for local auto glass dealers in the area. Call a few for price quotes and I am relatively happy with one in particular. I then stumble upon an ad claiming to have the lowest prices for auto glass replacement with free mobile service. Not a bad hook. I call. The phone rings about three times and the following diologue ensues:

Auto Glass Dude with Slight Mexican Accent (AGDSMA): Hello?

*chickens clucking in the background..not kidding...chickens. Lots of them*

DreadPirate75 (DP75): Yes, is this American Auto Glass?

AGDSMA: Yes..yes it is. How may I help you?

*chickens still clucking*

 DP75: I am looking for a quote on getting my windshield replaced.

AGDSMA: Ok..ok. What car do you have?

DP75: It's a Nissan Altima...2002.

AGDSMA: OK...no problem. *chickens are REALLY loud now* That will be $160.00 total for window and installation.

DP75: Nice. Sounds good. Do you do mobile installations?

AGDSMA: Yes..yes. That is included in total price. Where do  you need us to come to?

DP75: Can you get on base? Camp Pendleton?

AGDSMA: Oh..no...no. I can't get on base. But I can meet you right outside the base...anywhere you'd like.

*Chickens are now going ape-shit*

DP75: Ok...do you have a shop?

AGDSMA: Well..there is a gas station right off Bennet Ave and the 76 Freeway. You can pull in there and call me. I will have my brother come right out with the truck and get you all set. 

DP75: Call you at this number right?

*big crashing noise...chickens still going ape-shit*

AGDSMA: Yes..yes. He will be  there in minutes.

DP75: Ok...I'll leave you my name. *Give him my usual fake name of Eddie Teach *  Is three O'clock good tomorrow?

AGDSMA: Yes..just call the number and he will be there.

DP75: Great! I'll call you tomorrow then.

AGDSMA: Ok. Thank you.

*end of phone call* 

I will definately let you all know how it goes. I'm intrigued to see how this goes myself. Only because nothing weird has happened to me in a while. Life has been so...

so...

...normal.

Well, untill tomorrow...

DreadPirate75 out!