This post is full of win
I am a winner. Hear that?
I don't think it's bragging too much, but you're looking at a guy who just won four (count 'em: FOUR) tickets to a major midwestern family attraction from the local Fox affiliate news quiz. Whaddya think of THAT, women who rejected me for years? Who's sorry NOW?
Now to plan the trip and figure out how to scrawl "WINNER" down the side of the minivan without my wife noticing. To the rest of you, my vast clutch of admirers, the hoi polloi, worry not. I'll still be the same guy I always was. You may continue to nourish yourselves in my winning presence.
Comments (7)
You win a trip to Kings Island?
I remember going to that museum as a kid. Good times.
Wow. And here I thought you were celebrating having Ocho Cinco AND T.O,