Things You Will Never Understand Unless You Attend The Chicago Lan
Beldar in a purple and pink shirt with princess patches
Mike James screams like a girl
LBSutke and revolving doors
A full room of men chanting "Cock, Cock, Cock"
Waterborn being a hero and getting everyone a ride back from geek fest
Not getting food served to you anywhere but McDonalds
Waiting 2 hours for deep dish pizza
A drunk woman in the bar with the Profanity paddle
Eyes bleeding from so much gaming
Ken and White Castle
Capt. Rocks collection of spirits
Soup and DevonsAngel killing the raffle
Me picking Soups name over and over again
Laud Trevlin loves the Cock
Drost's amazing displaying of standing on the bed and yelling I'm the overlord and running out of the room while drunk
Geek Fest
Thursday night
Bad hotel food
The smell of 100 drunk geeks in the same room for 3 days
Noise
Ribs and alcohol
Poker
Dahji Drunk
Markus liking everyone when he's drunk
Dinner in the bar with Doodi, Red, BC, Glory, Em, and so many others
Crimping
DSmooth really is a dick
The "I need a sandwich" Club
Riding in the car with me when I'm pissed
Three breakfasts back to back to back
People knocking on your door at 6 am
Normal sucking at halo and still winning the Tourney
Taxi throwing shoes
Foot prints on windshields
And so much more
If you don't go you won't know