Things That Sound Better...

...then they really are.

Sweetbreads

Concentration Camp

Pearl Necklace

Dutch Oven

Clymidia

Crematorium

Anorexia Nervosa = NOT the name of a hot Russian model

Fluffer

"Tongue Lashing" sounds like a oral sex with some S & M thrown in for flavor.

Greenland

Pap Smear - the patriarch of the Smear family.

Oral exam

Special Education

Crystal meth

Syphilis

More to come...