The word of the day is snert. As in, there is a big pile of snert outside my window.

I see Phillips vodka is coming out with a new fifth packaging in honor of spring time. This new model comes with a straw already inserted.  You just flip off the cap and start slurping away.

I had the strangest dream last night. Jessie Ventura grabbed me by the head and started liking my bald head from the back to the front like a horse licks a salt block or a mother cat licks its kitten. It wasn’t sexual just more rhythmic and the tongue was like a cow tongue, big strong and powerful. I was like my head must be really salty. Oh and I was in feudal Japan, that I think is the important detail.