The Simple Joys of a Damn Good Sammich

JeepChickOctober 21, 2009

What is your favorite sammich? Not a sandwich. Not something slopped together by an awkward timmy at Subway. The kind you make at home. Sometimes in the middle of the night?

Mine is an Everything Bagel, with Grey Poupon Harvest Mustard, slice of bell pepper, and honey ham stacked up like your mom's pants. My daughter has jumped into the fray with here, a regular bagel, one side with regular cream cheese, the other with strawberry cream cheese, and two perfectly folded triangles of ham in between. A serious upgrade from the Ketchup/Mayo sandwiches. :)

Nutin better.

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Halloween this year I am breaking from our traditional Jedi Knight garb to embrace our brain cravings. My son is Boba Fett (showed him Jango costume, and he rolled his eyes so hard.) My daughter is going as Hello Kitty, but she wants to be zombie hello kitty. That is going to be one terrifying pussycat.

I'm working on being a Smoker. From Left 4 Dead. Nasty old pants and greasy jacket. Zombie up my face and hands. Put a bit of green gauze on wire over my head for the tell, and one leg of hosiery stuffed with a slinky for my Smoker tongue. If all goes as planned, my daughter and I will scare the shit out of the neighborhood, and my son will be totally embaressed. :)

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Comments (14)

TANK·Oct 21, 2009, 4:29 PM

make sure you walk around weezing and coughing just like the smoker does :)

BalekFekete·Oct 21, 2009, 4:40 PM

Sammich of choice is the 'ol Reuben. Two pieces of pumpernickle rye. Then pile on more corned beef than fits into a single plastic pouch at the supermarket, some nice quality swiss cheese, sauerkraut and good thousand island dressing (jar, not bottled) and toss it onto the panini machine. Brown it up nicely on the outside, heat up all the innards, and go...to...town!

Fish66·Oct 21, 2009, 4:42 PM

Meat and bread, yum yum.

Fish66·Oct 21, 2009, 4:43 PM

Can't go wrong with Zombies, right Peragulator?

Codemunkee·Oct 21, 2009, 5:09 PM

grilled cheddar cheese sandwich with granny smith apple slices in the sandwich, with dijon mustard and bread toasted with olive oil.\r \r or fig and prosciutto with arugula and balsamic vinagrette.\r \r seriously, try them

PeepshowJanitor·Oct 21, 2009, 5:25 PM

Just go as either the southern boy slapper, or the West Coast Malibu Crusher, those are pretty scary!

Zikan·Oct 21, 2009, 7:19 PM

Ah ... the right to embarass our children. One of the best things about being a parent :)

Automan21k·Oct 21, 2009, 7:21 PM

ok, I go overboard on my midnight sammiches.... start with crispy, thick cut italian bread stack on some Leftover steak (rare and bloody) melted Jack cheese, bacon, and mayo mixed with a few crushed pickeled capers, garlic powder, and pepper. mmmm....I think I'll have to make a bit of a snack tonight.

XSSmoke·Oct 21, 2009, 7:42 PM

Daughter wants to be a Zombie Hello Kitty? ROFL! That fucking rocks! I would love to see a pic of that costume.

VenomRudman·Oct 21, 2009, 7:58 PM

Peanut butter and jelly on white toast......mmmmmmmmmmm.

nae·Oct 22, 2009, 1:45 AM

turkey cole slaw and russian dressing on ANYTHING!!!!! :) love it~

MineMagnet506·Oct 24, 2009, 4:41 AM

Fried hard egg with a liberal dose of cayenne, slice of pepperjack and a sprinkle of chow chow on toasted wheat!

dixiewrecked42·Dec 10, 2009, 11:17 PM

if i was trapped on an island with only 1 food ,it,d be sammich isle take bread dip it asif ur makin french toast liberally schmeer with creem cheese thinsliced ham another fr, toast slice in middle more cr cheese provee or swiss ,thin turkey then grill golden and dip in maple syrup!

revslow·Dec 17, 2009, 8:04 PM

I've found it's hard to beat the hamburger fixed on a well-seasoned George Foreman Grill. Not too diabetic friendly I'm afraid.