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SoupNazzi

The bullshit being flung at and about Sarah Palin is getting ridiculous:


* Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience


* Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.


* Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper's body because she threw him from the plane.      


* Sarah Palin's enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List        


* Sarah Palin's brain is three times the size of Joe Biden's. It's science.    


* Little Known Fact: Iran's nuclear program is a response to Sarah Palin.       


* Little known fact: Sarah Palin killed Heath Ledger so he'd go out on a high note.      


* NFL teams may draft Sarah Palin, if they forfeit all their other players forever, to maintain league parity.


*  Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened voters.

Comments (15)

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ATC_1982·
WoW just in less then a weeks time.
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RivalJJH·
So she's like Chuck Norris...and here I thought she was a MILF.
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Baine·
I wouldn't fuck her with Rabb's cock and Sjam pushing.
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ekattan·
Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.
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Gatsu·
\"Sarah Palin?......Come with me if you want to live.\"
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Baine·
+ 1 for ekattan and Gatsu
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TDrag27·
In all seriousness, it is bullshit. Some CNN douche questioned whether she'd have enough time to spend with her children as VP. And some other biatch said that she was irresponsible for accepting the VP offer which will put her pregnant teen in the spotlight...WTF? Nobody asks Obama if he will have time to be a good dad. Nobody criticized Edwards for being VP when his wife had cancer...
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th3midnighter·
As neither a Demo or Republican, its really entertaining to see the Dems attack her with vengenance like shes the devil and see the Republicans defend her like shes Lady justice. I don't quite understand her qualifications for being a VP but really, this whole election has become a dog and pony show now anyways. This will be by far the most entertaining thing on tv this fall. MUST SEE TV!
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BalekFekete·
Sarah Palin could cure cancer if she so choose, but is too busy single-handidly negotiating peace with a race of advanced space monkeys to jot the formula onto the back of a napkin.
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MikeTheKnife·
Sarah Palin once banged Baine with Sjam's cock and Rabb watched.
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xBIGWIGx·
I'd joke as well, but I'm too concerned over her far-religious-right stances on the important issues to do so. Anti-abortion, anti-gay-rights, voted against \"equal pay for equal work\", thinks God wants us to be in Iraq, wants creationism taught in school alongside real science, and the list goes on and on.
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RivalJJH·
I lol'd at the terminator references...good job outta you.
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Jmarps·
@ TDrag, actually a LOT of people critisized Edwards when he elected to run even though his wife was sick. At least that is the way I remeber it. And he and his wife were on any show that take him, getting in front of the story.\r \r That being said, I think it is a fair question, but they should ask the same question of any male candidate with a similar homelife.
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Spidey·
xBIGWIGx, not sure why teaching multiple THEORIES in school is a bad thing. After all, it's still just a Theory that even Darwin didn't believe when he died.\r \r Anyway, I am not hard core on either side but this is ridiculous. The Dems must be scared shitless to resort to this.
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Deman267·
It's not a THEORY the way you think it is....You just don't understand what a THEORY is in science.And Darwin didn't\"believe\"it.He knew it.Creationist idiocy rises again.