The Joys of...

...nasal rinse, hydrogen peroxide, Q-tips, gauze, and Polysporin.  Well, not really.  But these things are currently dominating my life. 

Nasal Rinse - 4 times a day
Q-tips soaked in Hydrogen Peroxide, swab interior of nose - 4 times a day
Q-tips soaked in Polysporing, swab interior of nose - 4 times a day
Fold 2x2 sqaure of gauze into 2x 1/2 bandage.  Tape under nose to prevent leakage. - 6-7 times a day.

And I tell ya, the things that come out of your nose after a surgery...  I'm surprised a scalpel didn't fall out!

And to finish off - The 50 New Sex Positions

Positions 36-50