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Gatsu

So...I was actually in a really good mood this morning. Driving down the road to my job...Amon Amarth blaring in my cd player. Get to work...get all my shit straight...sit down...*pop*. I look down and theres my underwear. The button on my brand new pair of black shorts decided to snap...and there were my fruit of the looms.

Luckily I have a small box of paperclips. So a quick trip to the john and some small-scale metal bending...and I've got my pants secured again. Now I hope that I don't get stabbed by the paperclip...or that the paperclip rips my pants.

At lunch then I get to make a trip home and get a different pair of pants.

You'd figure after spending $30+ on a fuckin pair of shorts that they'd throw in a metal button for the front. Nope.

Ain't life grand.


Gatsu OUT!

Comments (8)

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CellophaneGirl·
it's cause your pants were totally thinking of me and just were like \"ahh must get naked\"\r \r or something.... maybe... IDK my BFF Jill?\r \r Love you.
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Cold·
Personally, I wear boxers, that way when it pops it REALLY pops!
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Gatsu·
well if thats the case then I need to go to your place for my lunch break then don't I. ;)\r \r Love you too.
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Gatsu·
that was to cellophane....not you cold. I like ya and everything....just not that way.
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DarthClem·
I wish I could wear shorts to work. Is this just a \"Casual Friday\" thing?
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codemonkey·
I think everyone's had that happen at least once. Then it's a rush to think of something creative to hold 'em up.\r \r I think that's what seperates us from Monkeys - the ability to get creative when it matters.
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Gatsu·
nah its a casual work environment. I wear shorts and t-shirts all the time.
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UnwashedMass·
Dude- I build rockets wearing shorts. If you're not on the shop floor you can wear flipflops. This place is crazy. OSHA would freak out.\r \r I had a nylon blend of cargo shorts that split when I was getting into my car for lunchone day. Right where your pocket is with keys, etc, and it was from waist to cuff. Made a rip sound like sailcloth tearing. All of a sudden there is this great rending sound and this pressure relief near my junk- I thought I'd ruined myself. Is my dick still gonna work? :D\r \r \r and I love you more than CelloGirly. I'm just hairier. ;)