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IAmTheLiquor

 


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Anyone have one of these? I am sure if you did you would not want to comment on it, but I truly am curious about these things. They seem so goddamn ridiculous and I do have a wife that I can basically fuck whenever I want so it would be completely unnecessary to buy one, BUT after reading some reviews, I am tempted to order one up. I mean, listen to what Brad333 has to say.


"Brad333 wrote
This is a pretty darn good toy. It's my second pocket pussy and this one blows the other out of the water. The canal is long enough for us slightly better endowed men. I used to bottom out on my cheapie(hard plastic, ow!). The smooth insert is fine for foreskin too. I've heard the textured ones can be intense in the bad way but haven't experimented myself.


It's not without it's downsides. For one, the resistance cap at the end can make a "shhh" sound on a downstroke and lube occasionally leaks out of the end. Also, if you don't warm it up beforehand you'll have a definite opinion on whether necrophilia is for you(yuck).


But it feels vaguely like a vagina and is probably better for maintaining sensitivity if you've succumbed to the "death grip" in the past."


 


I don't know about you but this Brad guy seems like a good guy. He seems like someone I can trust and he really knows his shit. I mean who hasn't succumbed to the "death grip" before?


 


Anyways, maybe I will order one. And if I do, of course I will post pics and share my story with you all. That is the least I can do for the community.

Comments (14)

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clobbersaurus67·
If it leaks lube like Brad says, you should use it on your couch, since you ave already designated that area for lube spillage....
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JPNor·
If you do order one, please do not post pics. I mean that.
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TDrag27·
Get a RealTouch and you can combine a fleshlight with a quasi video game experience.
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clobbersaurus67·
I was just thinking, maybe you could by the pocket pussy that Brad stopped using, I figure it will save you some cash....
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AngryJason·
*golf clap*\r \r Bravo sir.
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Lbsutke·
@clobber...\r \r Well played sir...well played.
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XF1R3X·
more chicks with gas masks
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VenomRudman·
Here's the one bunny is going to order:\r \r http://imgur.com/gbrex.jpg
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ekattan·
I have a friend that actually has 2. He's divorced now. :)\r \r Here's what I learned; there are three types of textures, sorta like a ribbed condom. Don't know the names. And there are tiny vibrating plugs that go inside of it. And it comes with its own lube. \r \r We all masturbate. Some just have taken it to a whole different level.
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Walladog·
This product is FTW (or so I hear....um....yeah.)\r \r Check out the huge variety of customizations available. These things are like the Pokemon of pussy.
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IAmTheLiquor·
LOL, the pokemon of pussy. That is awesome. \r \r Yea, I definitely need to check out the attachments and upgrades. Sort of like call of duty I guess, I could bling my fleshlight out with extra grip and deep impact.
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clobbersaurus67·
pffft\r Deep Impact, who are you kidding
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Squirrel-E·
More like danger close
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Armorsmith76·
Awesome blog.