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decayedyouth

Many of you might be going through what I have been experienceing at the home front. The wife is a little tired of the tech that continues to grow anytime something new comes out. ps3, iphone, tablet pc, etc. so she has barred be from buying any new technology. Being a man I take that as meaning any technology that has not been created as of this point. she never said newly acquired existing technology.  Nevertheless it's not seeming to wash with her. So lately I've  been "winning" a lot of stuff lately. I "won" another 360 for most sales at Gamestop over the holiday per hour (I only work like 10 hours a week there). I "won" a new lcd for the living room. You get the idea. well you can only win so much and it's time to figure out a new way to acquire that 73" Mitsu diamond that's clearanced over at Best Buy. Any suggestions?

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TDrag27·
Would your wife go for a \"Diamond for a Diamond\"? Some chicks are into those.
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Baine·
Suprise Buttsechs?
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decayedyouth·
baine, for that i would give away one of the tvs and maybe an xbox.
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decayedyouth·
she hates diamonds, but loves purses...odd?\r
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VenomRudman·
Grow some balls! Lying to your wife is never a good thing.
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Azuredreams·
I have to agree with venom. She's your wife not your mother. You don't need her permission.
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KingBayman·
Lying to your wife is the only way to keep a long lasting relationship together.
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MTPathy·
surprise her with a nice dinner, dancing and a weekend at a bed & breakfast with a hot tub, when you two get home the tv will already be set up. she'll be so impressed with the great weekend that she'll just let it slide.