The difference between men and women

HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to

have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he

was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we

could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.  I asked him what was

wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He

said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept

driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love

you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted

nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed

distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later

he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made

love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were

somewhere else. He fell asleep

- I

cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with

someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.